OTE Ohio State Potluck: The NCAA is a Fickell Mistress (That an SEC Coach Might Sexually Degrade)

 

No! Don’t Drown Yourselves in the Urine-Filled Waters of Mirror Lake, Buckeye fans!
2011 Might Not Be THAT Bad!

It’s time for a Buckeye Potluck, and things are somber in Columbus (and not just because we used a male cheerleader as our “Ohio State week” picture here at OTE).  With the NCAA investigation/sanctions hanging over Ohio State’s head, we even considered making the “Dessert” course a cake with a shiv and a file baked into it, to help Ohio State escape from NCAA jail (and knife USC in the back on the way out)….

Instead, we’re going to (largely) ignore the NCAA problems (which we already dealt with in this special “indictment” themed potluck) and move on to more important topics, like profiling coaches by their names to predict their propensity to shoot and/or sexually degrade you, whether a 1-loss season can fail to impress, the punishment for insulting his Holiness Craig Krenzel (truly horrifying), and the most surprising thing…
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