Bad year for B1G zebras, but no conspiracy

Aug. 5, 2012, 9:17 p.m., Des Plaines River Trail, Park Ridge, Ill. (across the street from Big Ten headquarters). Two cars pull up. Two men walk out, dressed in trench coats and sunglasses, despite the fact it’s 87 degrees and, you know, dark.

“Did anyone follow you,” one man asks the other.

“No, I made sure to circle O’Hare Airport four times before coming here,” the other man replies.

“Good. Bill, listen, I need your help,” the first man says.

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