Cardale Jones is vicious. Some might call him savage.
The Ohio State Buckeyes’ national championship-winning quarterback indiscriminately napalmed some of the best defenses in college football this past season, but his exploits on the field seem humane compared to his handling of opponents on the sticks.
This is to say that Jones is an avid gamer and takes about as many prisoners on the PS4 as the Spartans took at Thermopylae. He is in no way messing around when he picks up the controller.
We learned this much about Jones earlier in January when he visited a young Ohio State fan named Jared Foley in the hospital. The two took pictures and talked of life, and somewhere in the mix Jones dropped a scorched-earth beatdown on the 16-year-old heart surgery survivor in NCAA Football 14.
Jones carpet-bombed Foley 98-35, and now Foley wants a rematch with the quarterback in a game where he has a chance to win.
Foley reached out over Twitter on Thursday night to ask if Jones was ready to mix it up. The quarterback responded hesitantly. He wanted to know for certain that the young gun was ready for an additional serving of the ruckus.
They eventually came to terms on a workaround—Jones would buy and practice up in NHL 2K15. The quarterback doesn’t get down with this ice-puck stuff, but he’ll do it if it means establishing total dominance over Foley’s soul.
Ah, friendship—beautiful, borderline-sadistic friendship.
Dan…
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