Of all the pimps, ho’s, players, johns, tricks, marks, mark-ass tricks, trick-ass marks, skeezers, skanks, skig-scags, skip-scaps, hee-haws, and scallywhops* of the Big Ten Conference, Ohio State has stood tall for the better part of three decades. With two national championships and over a dozen conference championships, the Buckeyes have been the undisputed cream of the crop. As such, hating on the Nuts is an artform. Ohio State stacks top-ranked recruiting class after top ranked recruiting class, with the upcoming one closing in on the best recruiting class in the history of the recruiting services. There’s no reason why they stank-ass, raggety-ass, punk-ass team keeps racking up talent and wins. That’s played out. What’s the state of Ohio ever done for you? Ask a Browns fan see what they say [ed. note: Jared could not be reached for comments]. So we gon hate until they got nothing, like us. Offensive…
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