July 27, 2026

This Is Truly the Most Unhinged Breakdown of the Alabama-Ohio State Game


Latest College Football Leads Jamie Schwaberow/Getty Images The Alabama Crimson Tide defeated the Ohio State Buckeyes, 52-24, in the College Football National Championship Game on Monday night. As the clock struck midnight, I personally found myself in the unenviable position of having no thoughts on what just happened worthy of sharing with an audience whose time and clicks are valued. Eventually, there was a rather shallow attempt at contextualizing Nick Saban’s joyless and inevitable dominance that can probably be quickly updated and run again when the Tide win it all next year. It seems I was not thinking far enough outside the box, or simply had not achieved the appropriate level of lunacy needed to divine great meaning from the final score and use it as evidence from above that there will be no transition of presidential power. That’s the tack some guy who doesn’t deserve to have his name…

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